Quarantine and social distancing has brought out the creatives and comedians in everyone. With little to no chance of going outside, many turn to Twitter for social interaction and some laughs.
Married couples seem to be a bit stir-crazy, as they’re getting absolutely no time apart. Of course, the love remains stronger than ever but everyone needs some breathing room every now and then.
As a result, many comical situations are taking place in the households of married couples spending more time than ever together as they’re stuck inside.
Here are some of our favourite tweets, documenting the silly situations:
If my husband farts one more time it won’t be a virus that takes him.
— Maryfairyboberry (@MaryJustice86) March 19, 2020
My husband’s favorite snack while we watch tv is whatever makes the most noise, apparently.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 5, 2020
I reveal a different one of my annoying tendencies to my wife each day in quarantine just to keep our relationship spicy
— Kyle Clark (@KyleClark) April 7, 2020
My wife and I play this fun game during quarantine, it’s called “Why Are You Doing It That Way?” and there are no winners
— Eric Spiegelman (@ericspiegelman) April 4, 2020
Turns out that my husband knew how to clean thoroughly this whole time. He just needed the motivation of a deadly pandemic.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 26, 2020
What’s a good quarantine excuse for not watching a 10-hour documentary about Michael Jordan with the husband?
I’m…um…busy??— Allison Kirksey (@KirkseyAllison) April 22, 2020
Quarantine day ???: husband is finally getting on my nerves with his incessant need to wipe boogers on me.
— Chloe🌼 (@hammonschloeee) April 22, 2020
Quarantine Status…
Wife: Your face makes me drink
— Dadalorian — Hold my Corona (@DadWithABeer) April 23, 2020
Last night, my wife said she wanted to go fishing with me. We’ve been together 8 years and have never discussed anything about fishing. Quarantine day 30, we’re starting to lose it
— Michael Kliska (@michaelkliska) April 22, 2020
For sure. During quarantine I’ve learned my incredible wife loads a dishwasher LIKE A SERIAL KILLER and now I’m questioning everything.
— Steven Shega (@StevenShega) April 5, 2020
Quarantine has different impacts on us all. I present to you Dadosaur. 🤣#spiritbath pic.twitter.com/CkmPI5rqdE
— Spiritbath (@Spiritbath) April 14, 2020
Quarantine: husband is annoying before he enters the room
— One Nerve Left (@onenerveleft1) April 4, 2020
Me, to my husband, on day three of quarantine: “Okay, so, here is a list of the annoying habits that I can usually tolerate but will result in your death by day five.”
— Ali Hanford (@Ali610) March 17, 2020
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